Probably the joint 17th birthday party I had with a friend and my parents had left for the evening. It was absolutely packed and filled with underage drinkers. As someone who gets pretty nervous in busy social situations I drank a lot in order to calm my nerves so I was absolutely wasted pretty much before anyone even arrived. Meanwhile my dog, who had bowel cancer and so got diarrhea a lot, was upstairs in a room with my younger brother and friends. Somehow amidst the crazy that was my house, the dog got free from the room and proceeded to shit everywhere, and I mean, fucking everywhere. My house is almost entirely covered in cream carpets, and given the sheer amount of drunk teenagers, it managed to spread everywhere, and it stank like Satans asshole. All hell broke loose and it was amidst this that the police turned up, apparently prank called from my house, and I was found historically laughing attempting to clean the shit with a wet wipe. In the end we had to get a lot of the carpets replaced, and was banned from ever having a party in the house again.